Friday, March 5, 2010

Proper Protocol


1) When you can't get answers from a so-called "expert", it is perfectly acceptable to make up your own.

2) When there's a trip to Mexico being planned, it is mandatory to buy a romper.

3) When your friend calls and says she has free tickets to the Dallas Arts District Wine Stroll for this evening, always march in and tell your boss you will be leaving at 4:00 and spend the balance of the afternoon mapping out whose wine you'll sample first and the best route to make sure you make it to the Dallas Museum of Art, the Nasher Sculpture Center, the Meyerson, and the new AT&T Arts Center.

4) Finally, if you absolutely MUST put your breast pump nipple steam bag cleaner thing in the microwave in the break room, just wait for it to get done. Otherwise, some unsuspecting associate of yours will, undoubtedly, unwittingly remove said bag to warm up her coffee from this morning and proceed to spill said coffee when she realizes what it is she just removed from the microwave. *sick*
Have a great weekend!!!

Hi Sister!!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I love my girls, miss you both!