Things to Ponder...

These things have actually crossed my mind since the beginning of my work day…it’s only been 3 hours….

Why do people assume you want to hold their child?
Why do people think it’s okay to wear leggings to work with a top that’s too short?
Why do people think we need to hear them scream at their wives in the office?
Why do meetings always get scheduled when I’m alone to speak to a business I know nothing about?
Why does the electric company seem so on top of things when it’s time to disconnect service, but still can’t figure out where the heck to send a statement?
Why do Shih Tzus have such a hard time potty training?
Why do I think it’s necessary to drive a car as big as a school bus when I can’t drive it or afford the gas?
Why am I sitting here like I have nothing to do when I have a year’s worth of planning to get done in about five minutes?
Why are guys I would never even consider the only ones attracted to me?
Why do men in the workplace think there are microphones in women’s breasts?
Why do people only bother me when I’m clearly busy?
Why do I love planning weddings so much?
Why do some people think "Associate Buyer" is synonomous with "Secretary"?
Why is it inappropriate to drink alcohol at work?
Why did I go to the grocery store and buy sandwich stuff, but no bread?
Why does Saturday only come once a week?
Why do I still have to do my own advertising?
Why am I yawning when I’ve had 3 cups of coffee this morning?
Why can’t I lose 20 pounds by only consuming tortillas and wine?

Forget sanity – let’s just focus on staying alive!